I’ve noticed a decided lack of trendy contemporary bureaucratic terminology in my own writing compared to that of many other Lutherans - please forgive me. I’ve been keeping track of the words that others might deem to be lacking in my diction, and will endeavor to incorporate them into future posts. Please help me by posting other words that I’m not using enough in the comment section, so that I can incorporate them as well. Here is the list, as best as I can figure it out:
Aggregate financial problems
Coffee
Committee
Corporate
Dialogue
Dislike
Distrust
Division
Doctrinal and theological unity
Ecclesiastical supervisor
Fiscal realities
Honor the Eighth Commandment
Incentivize performance
In truth
Jelly roll
Mutual conversation, consolation, and collaboration
Reduction in force of personnel
(Run-on sentences)
Spirit of unity
Such was not the case
In an effort to “rededicate” myself, here is my first feeble attempt at the “new me.”
Dear Readers,
While I was sitting at the prayer breakfast, eyeing that jelly roll, I was dialoguing with a fellow committee member, discussing the growing division at Stand Firm in light of the upcoming reduction in force of personnel because of fiscal realities. While he stated that there is a propensity for some to exercise the freedoms of speech and of the press in expressing their opinions in a manner that contributes to a spirit of distrust and division in our blog, I said such was not the case. I suggested we revise sales-staff compensation to incentivize performance, but he just laughed, and said I should consult my ecclesiastical supervisor. In truth, I was relieved to point out to him that I have no “ecclesiastical supervisor,” at least not one of a corporate nature. Though we had grown to dislike and distrust one another, through dialogue, over the course of two sausage links, three pastries, and a few cups of coffee, through mutual conversation, consolation, and collaboration, we were able to iron out our aggregate financial problems, put up a modest false front of doctrinal and theological unity, and walk together in a spirit of unity - all while honoring the Eighth Commandment. What could be better?
My Testimony
Nausea and Sin Go Together
The Last of the Seattle Summer
“I hope you’re not superstitious.”
You Don’t See This Every Day: Space Shuttle Endeavour Rolls Through L.A.
We’re So Serious About Being Church We’re Going to Cancel Church!
The Purpose of the District, by Joe Strieter
The King Tut Exhibition: Going, Going…
The Atlantic District of the LCMS – Dividing the House
One Leads to the Other
Are You Generis? Probably Not. But Your District Might Be.
An Executive Pastor Position: The Kiss of Death
Evolved or Designed?
The Slave’s Purpose-Driven List of 'Encouragement'
Transhumanism: The Logical End Product of Evolution
The Four Stages of Church Growth Disease
Rev. Dr. Matthew Becker: Nature Interprets Scripture
We Shouldn't, but We Do
In You Changing a Diaper, Christ Celebrates His Victory over the Devil
The Ultimate Medieval Offset
Our Christmas Liturgy
Less Tuition – for a Semester
Fifteen Things Not to Do in a Sermon
Did You Know Your Church’s DNA Is Defined by Five Components that Create the Platform for All Vision Casting?
What We Have Here Is a Failure to Communicate
Darwin vs. Beauty: The End of the Argument
God Hates Sin but Loves the Sinner?
The Hat Makes the Man
Alchemy: The Pot Becomes the Potter
Jamming for Jesus: Giving Him My Everything
Pastor Joel Osteen on Piers Morgan Tonight: Word-Faith Confusion
Wooden Beauty – Churches of the Russian North
President Kieschnick is Right – This Really Isn’t Your Grandfather’s Church
You Can Take the Rast Out of Jamaica, but…
A Theological Head-on
The Kilt Makes the Man – with Addendum
A Satisfactory Explanation for “Begotten”
Shepherds Without Sheep
Are We Really that Dense?
America's New God - The Environment
Rev. Dr. Kieschnick’s Book Waking the Sleeping Giant: Cleaving Practice from Doctrine
Attention Open Communion Pastors
Universalism: The Gospel Message of Emergent and New Age Spirituality
A Church Divided
How Does He Do It?
Attention Liturgical Dancers
Theological Pluralism in the LCMS
Respect the Crust
Runnin' in San Diego
Institutionalism: A Lack of Confidence
Bursting the BRTFSSG Bubble Series
Was it Schadenfreude?
Sit Down and Eat
iPhone: There's a Pastor for Just About Anything
Time for an LCMS Safety Pause
A Bag Full of Mercy, Grace, and Love
VBS 2009 - Jesus Makes All Things New
The Fog of War
Congrats
It's Just a Color
Running in the Muskeg
The Transforming Churches Network Series
Is the LCMS an Orthodox Church Body?
Issues, Etc., the Metaphor
Saving Private Ryan
Pulling Spines
The Excuse
Lutheran Theology Doesn't Mix
Confessing the Faith
Spirit Tracker?
What Is a Confessional Lutheran?
Not A Critical Event
Ablaze! Numbers With Honor
When Business and Church Merge
The Liturgy is God’s Leiturgia
Given the Left Foot of Fellowship
Look Who’s Been Moonlighting!
Emotions and Praise Worship
Be Wise as Serpents and Innocent as Doves
The Pastor vs. The Clinical Ethicist
Wilhelm Loehe and Evangelism
Shock and Awe Redux
This Isn’t Working Out
Terms You Must Use - Bureaucrat Style
Terms You Must Use
A Third Seminary In the LCMS?
The Top Ten List of Things You’ll Never Hear Scott Diekmann Say
WWJOD (What Would Joel Osteen Do?)
A Book Review of “Testing the Claims of Church Growth,” by Rev. Rodney E. Zwonitzer
What This Blog Isn’t
Holy Week In Mexico City and The Theology of the Cross
What Threat?
What’s It All About?